Too old to write a letter to Santa? Think again. You’re never too old to pen your list of demands to the Big Guy write a letter to good ole St. Nick. But what does a Millennial’s letter to Santa really look like? You’re probably not asking for rollerblades or a shiny new bike this year.…
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WHAT NOT TO DO IN CASE OF A FIRE
My mom has the best of intentions. All she wanted was to make me a nice welcome-home meal when I came home for Thanksgiving break. And stuffed pork chops are just about one of my favorite meals on the planet. I. Love. Stuffing. I can’t get enough of it. So I was pretty stoked for…
Read MoreINGRID MICHAELSON TAKES MADISON
Friday night Ingrid Michaelson took the new Memorial Union stage. The concert included on-stage spooning, an attempted paper airplane, and flawless singing in between her sarcastic remarks. I don’t think I have ever laughed so much at a concert. For those of you who may have seen Ingrid at Summerfest or the Basilica Block Party…
Read MoreCOLLEGE GUYS: EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY
Most girls enter college with the assumption that they are about to meet the obviously more mature, intellectual and sensitive creature that is a college boy. His sense of humor has developed beyond that of a fourth grader’s, and he wants to have deep talks about things like climate change and what feminism means to…
Read MoreWILL THE REAL TAYLOR SWIFT PLEASE STAND UP?
The haters gonna hate…hate…hate… Wait, hold up! I am not TSwift. You wouldn’t believe how many times people have asked me if I am aware how similar my name is to Taylor Swift. Like. Oh. My. Gosh. I never thought about that before. Love or hate her, Taylor Swift is still a big name in…
Read MoreDear Freshman
Warning: this post is going to poke fun at being a college freshman. I totally have the authority to do that now that I am a sophomore, right? (Well, I am going to poke fun at that, too–so hopefully that makes it sit better with you). Now that my first day of school (aka two…
Read MoreColor Me Crazy
Running is a funny thing. Once upon a time people only ran for two reasons: catching dinner and running from a predator. Now, people run for exercise, for sports–dare I even say, for fun. Today I willingly woke up at 7:30am on a Saturday to run a 5K. Once we were all up and running…
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